are friends dyslexic?
You may be my new friend here on friendster, but known me for a long time, or not at all… I had some bizarre penchant to make sure that everyone I recognized and had a profile of Friendster I submitted a friend request to them / you. So far this has yielded really neat results, and I’m learning the names of some people I always just said "hey you!" when I saw them out because I didn’t want to seem like a jerk because I didn’t remember their name. As with a lot of things, I may be the only one who admits it freely, but it is something we all do… though I think I’m one of the few who feel bad about it.
I guess this could be considered my first opening volley to saying thank you for giving from your heart: offering my hand in friendship. If I asked you to be my friend in error, or you don’t like me and just wanted to donate to a good cause… well, good for you. I still like you and think you are worthy of admiration, so you should therefore consider my offer of friendship in that light….
Strange… in the third grade I won the Easter Spelling Bee…. the main prize was a HUGE (well it seemed big to me) chocolate bunny and some other crap and further distancing myself from any hope of being a popular child… guess what the winning word for me was? I shit you not, the guy before me misspelled it too… it was the word "Friend"… no joke, I knew how to spell it from writing in my notebook all day "I wish I had a friend…" about 100 times.
Now don’t you feel all gooey and warm to be my friend? Yay! You’re a good human. (cue Golden Girls theme song… "thank you for being a friend….")
